3) Come up with an effin’ awesome theory on why marijuana is illegal.
I’m sure most of you can identify with this question: Why is marijuana illegal but alcohol isn’t? Ever notice how there are different types of drunks. There’s happy drunks, horny drunks, reckless drunks, emotional drunks aggressive drunks and the list goes on and on and on. Notice how all these different types of drunks are incompatible with one another. Often you might hear someone say , ” I don’t want to drink with him/ her because i don’t like the way he/she gets when he/she drinks.” Alcohol disunites us. Sure we can all come together for a drink or two at social events but most of the time you don’t even remember how you got home, let alone the connection you made with an individual. And even if you do remember, who’s to tell if the person you made a connection with was being their true self. Sure you can use the ” Drunks speak sober thoughts,” or however that saying goes, but do we really need alcohol to speak the truth. And if we do, usually when the truth comes out while intoxicated, it usually doesn’t have a good outcome. It may be due to the way it was delivered and so many more reasons I don’t really feel like getting into right now.
But you ever notice how ganja brings everyone together? No one’s going to say , ” Oh, I’m not going to smoke this blunt with her because she giggles to much?” or ” I’m not going to smoke with him because he’s ghetto and I’m a preppy kid.” Sure we might get the munchies,giggle, think about stupid shit, or sleep. You never hear about kids getting killed from pothead drivers! You don’t hear about husbands beating their wives from having “weed addiction.” Smoking doesn’t seperate race or social class. Where the fuck do you think we get the weed from in the first place? Where do you think the dude in the fancy buisness suit gets his sacks from? Weed unites us. As Bob Marley said, “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
So why is alcohol legal while marijuana isn’t? Because the government doesn’t want us to be united! What do you think schools and jobs are for? To seperate educated and the not-so-educated. To create social classes. To divide our nation and to decrease the threat of revolt in our nation! This what our society relies on!
Sorry, if I seem a little retarded right now. I’m sure people have come up with the same theory but I never heard it myself. Just thought I’d share some ideas with y’all. As the saying goes, ” Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas.” Just trying to share a “great mind”, ya dig?
